The Computer Challenge

In a race against time to find out exactly what is wrong with my (some would call it dodgy brand) Targa Laptop amid the sad sounds of battery churning but nothing happening, I have pulled numerous hairs out (i am so getting a bald spot again), bit my nails, jumped up and down, screamed in frustration and nearly had a nervous break-down. What is it about our laptops not working that sends us into deep into depression. And what makes it worse is it won't work for you, but it will work for the technician sitting across from you that says: "i'm sorry, I can't seem to find anything wrong with your laptop. It's fine"... fine my A**

.... i wonder if schmiggle destroyed my battery...