Funny moments

There are moments in life where you look back on and crack up. I had one of those today. Replay the year 2002, summer night at approximately 9:00pm:

Me: deciding after dinner that i was going to give myself a facial and apply an apricot and oatmeal pack to my face

My father sits in the living room, watching his nightly dose of news and political talkshows. Five minutes later i was done. I slip quietly out of the bathroom and approaches my dad with a thick white paste all over the face except for the eyes and mouth. I stand, next to the couch where he seemed so absorbed and whispers: "dad"

Dad: turns around and literally jumps out of the chair. He exclaims "what the hell did you put all over your face??!! I thought i saw a ghost!!"

This documents my father's first introduction to the world of "facial". And being the vain pot he is, since that moment on, i would get the question now and then "are there any left over for my face?"